how to learn to play drums without drums?

I do not have the money to buy a drum set, but I really want to learn to play drums? The only thing that I would afford to buy is a pair of drum sticks. I’m 20 and I think it would take me a few years to save up the money to buy a set (even the basic ones) since I can’t get a job now and I’m still in school. My question is, could I learn by using the drum sticks that I have and hitting on different surfaces around my house like the table or the chair?

Thanks in advance!

How to learn to play guitar quickly and easily while having fun?

I have wanted to play the guitar all my life. My parents got me a guitar a couple years ago, and some books. I have tried maybe three different forms of lessons, all start off at different places. Where is the best place to start when learning to play? Also, got some money now, any advice on some good software or book (idiot proof) to teach me how to play? I really do want to learn this, I’m just kinda overwhelmed. Any other advice welcome please.

Thanks!

Can you learn to play a Sax without a teacher?

I don’t know if I can get a teacher where I live, and I’m unsure about paying one. I’d much rather learn myself. Is this possible?
Response to "The fact that you are "unsure about paying one" seems to indicate that you are not really committed to learning an instrument. "

1) It is that money is something I don’t have to freely give away. And,
2) If I learn myself? And I become very good? I’d love to be able to say that it was because of my own hard work and determination, rather than the aid of an expert.
In response to "What kind are you playing? alto? "

Tenor.